Gardening for People Who Can't Garden.
Quick easy steps to achieving that green thumb.
1. I mean, give it a try
plant food.
2. gain some knowledge
plant stuff
3. start drinking, it'll help
4. Okay, now let's try this again.
think about how beautiful those are going to look!
5. take a step back again.
6. drink more.
7. take a photo of that beautiful garden...you sly dog you.
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