Alternative bathing liquids
Water's the worst
Tired of lame old water?! Try something else!
1. Contact adhesive
It might be sticky.
2. Insulation adhesive
It's definitely sticky.
3. Adhesive remover
![3M (Adh Remover) Adhesive Remover Pale Yellow, 52 gal Drum, Bulk [You are purchasing the Min order quantity which is 52 GALLON-U.S.S]](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/312cIleA1XL.jpg)
Looks like someone made a mistake.
4. Masking liquid
I don't know what this is.
5. Antifreeze
Tastes like Gatorade!
6. Diesel engine oil
Feel like a dinosaur!
7. Lubricant
Feel like a sex dinosaur!
8. Soap
I don't know what you were using before.
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