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Tech Bro Chic

Trends seen around the Bay

1. boosted board

for the intrepid tech bro who doesn't want to sacrifice speed for style and portability

2. apple watch

Apple Watch Series 1 Sport 42mm Space Gray Aluminum Case with Black Sport Band

if you have disposable income and need to be the trendiest Apple fanboy on the block

3. razor scooter

an alternative mode of transportation for the money-conscious 
unorthodox colors optional, but recommended

4. fitbit

Fitbit Alta Smart Fitness Activity Tracker, Slim Wearable Water Resistant and Sleep Monitor, Wireless Bluetooth Pedometer Wristband for Android and iOS, Step Counter and Calorie Counter Watch

you don't even care about being 'fit', you just like metrics
and to look trendy

5. hoverboard

Swagtron T1 - UL 2272 Certified Hoverboard - Electric Self-Balancing Scooter – Your Swag Personal Transporter Awaits You. (White)

another alternative (or additional) mode of transportation for the tech bro
not for those who care about speed or actually want to imagine they're marty mcfly

6. pepper spray

Sabre Red Key Case Pepper Spray with Quick Release Key Ring - Police Strength - 25 Bursts & 10-Foot (3m) Range with Practice Spray Option

for protection against the uninitiated
or the homeless

7. oculus vr

Samsung Gear VR (2015) - Note 5, GS6s (US Version w/Warranty - Discontinued by Manufacturer)

sometimes you need to escape from reality

8. plain white t shirt

Hanes Men's 2 Pack X-Temp Performance T-Shirt, White, X-Large

classic and versatile
buy in bulk