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9 steps for the perfect lake house weekend
It's time for summer.
Don't get caught unprepared for your beach house weekend. Get your essential gear boiiiii.
1. Don't drown - get a swan.
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Hottie not included.
2. Defend your swan - pack some heat.
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Cool colors!
3. Dress the part - put on your uniform
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BYO parrot.
4. Get to shredding - grab a board.
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Goofyfootflipsideairtrucktalon540gnarly!
5. Get hungry - catch some lunch.
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Not for the faint of heart.
6. You didn't catch any fish - cook some burgers.
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"The #1 dad spatula for $25" - Amazon
7. Go hands free - strap on a beer holster.
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Don't lose it in the woods...
8. Take a load off - hang up a hammock.
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Make sure to tie yourself some good knots.
9. Celebrate - fireworks time.
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This is just a flag.
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