9 steps for the perfect lake house weekend

It's time for summer.

Don't get caught unprepared for your beach house weekend. Get your essential gear boiiiii.

1. Don't drown - get a swan.

Hottie not included.

2. Defend your swan - pack some heat.

Cool colors!

3. Dress the part - put on your uniform

BYO parrot.

4. Get to shredding - grab a board.


5. Get hungry - catch some lunch.

Not for the faint of heart.

6. You didn't catch any fish - cook some burgers.

"The #1 dad spatula for $25" - Amazon

7. Go hands free - strap on a beer holster.

Don't lose it in the woods...

8. Take a load off - hang up a hammock.

Make sure to tie yourself some good knots.

9. Celebrate - fireworks time.

This is just a flag.
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