Listicle

Earthquake Preparedness

1. Hand Crank Radio/Flashlight

Key for being able to listen to your Top 40 hits and see in the dark at the same time.

Earthquakes can be dangerous. Never know when you'll need to dress a wound or remove a splinter.

If they're good enough for our country's finest, they're good enough for you.

When you need to signal for help, you might as well go for the most mind-numbing sound currently known to man.

Self-explanatory.

Your phone/computer/tablet/iPad/Kindle/Nook/pager isn't going to charge itself.

For starting fires when the gas is out. Or lighting candles to set the mood. Your call.

For when you inevitably need to put out a fire since you still don't understand how waterproof matches work.

Gotta keep entertained somehow.

The plumbing might not be working, but you're not a savage.

For the dual purpose of turning off gas and water pipes, and serving as a stylish weapon for self-defense.