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Earthquake Preparedness
1906 & 1989 #neverforget
1. Hand Crank Radio/Flashlight
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Key for being able to listen to your Top 40 hits and see in the dark at the same time.
2. First Aid Kit
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Earthquakes can be dangerous. Never know when you'll need to dress a wound or remove a splinter.
3. Ready to Eat Meals
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If they're good enough for our country's finest, they're good enough for you.
4. Vuvuzela
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When you need to signal for help, you might as well go for the most mind-numbing sound currently known to man.
5. Dust mask
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Self-explanatory.
6. Solar-Powered Charger
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Your phone/computer/tablet/iPad/Kindle/Nook/pager isn't going to charge itself.
7. Waterproof Matches
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For starting fires when the gas is out. Or lighting candles to set the mood. Your call.
8. Fire Extinguisher
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For when you inevitably need to put out a fire since you still don't understand how waterproof matches work.
9. Board Games
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Gotta keep entertained somehow.
10. Moist Towelettes
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The plumbing might not be working, but you're not a savage.
11. Wrench
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For the dual purpose of turning off gas and water pipes, and serving as a stylish weapon for self-defense.
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