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10 Things to Help You Just Embrace What's Actually Your Life

LIVE YOUR LIFE

1. A Weighted Blanket

Weighted Blanket XLarge Tan 25 lbs 57" x 80"

Yes, these are for autistic kids. Yes, they are weighted so that it feels like someone is hugging them. Yes, you probably need it too.

2. Awkward Family Photos

Flip through this whenever you have to and be thankful that this isn't your life. Unless it is. In which case, sorry.

3. Onesie

Noroze Mens Hoodie Jumpsuit Onesie One Piece Pajamas (Small, Aztec Black)

This onesie is *almost* passable as leaving-the-house attire. Of course, it's not, but at least it means half the laundry to fold. Not that you fold.

4. A Big F*cking Puzzle

Ravensburger Sistine Chapel - Puzzle (5000-Piece)

Get those dirty dishes off the table, grab a pint of Fireball, put on some Todd Terje and start puzzling. You literally won't be able to think of anything else until you finish, which is for the best.

5. Drank

Drinking Chestnut Stallion Wine and Oil Bottle Holder Statue in Decorative Tabletop Wine Racks & Display Stands for Country Farm Kitchen Table Centerpieces or Western Brown Horse Ranch Decor As Whimsical Gifts for Farmers by Generic

This horse is you, you are this horse.

6. Pusheen Plushy

This guy can be your best friend. Maybe don't put him in the bedroom though, or you're just asking for an awkward moment of eye contact.

7. Swedish Fish

Swedish Fish Soft & Chewy Candy (Original, 1.9-Pound Bulk Bag)

💯 for Swedish Fish. And yea, Family Size is a must -- 1.9 lbs!

8. Friends, Season 1 to Infinity

Slip into the sweet sweet mindless bliss that is Friends

9. Dat Boi Socks

MOXY Socks Dat Boi White with Green Dye Sublimated Crew Socks

Everyone needs a dank meme or two to get them through the day.

10. This Sticker

Pizza. PBR. Illuminati. Priceless.