Jay Cinty
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Shut Up and Take My Money

Things you didn't know existed but somehow always wanted

Some highlights from a few years on /r/shutupandtakemymoney

1. Unambiguous coasters

No more nagging -- people will get message loud and clear.

2. All the recipes from Bob's Burgers

These will be especially delicious if you like puns, see the:
  • The "Don't You For-Cheddar Bout Me" burger
  • The "Sympathy for the Deviled Egg" burger
  • The "Blondes Have More Fun-gus" burger

3. Nuclear duct tape

It's basically duct tape, but way stronger and longer lasting. According to 3M, it's "ideal for applications in the shipbuilding, nuclear power plant and stainless steel industries."

Sounds good to me.

4. Octopus candelabra

This probably belongs in Fresh Accent Pieces for Your Dinner Party, however I think it has some cross-over appeal.

5. Webbed swimming gloves

A must have for surfing and swimming, these things turn you into a human otter.

6. Sriracha popcorn

If you've tried to make Sriracha popcorn yourself, you know it can get messy and soggy quick. Go for the real deal.

7. Just the marshmallows from Lucky Charms

Yep, they sell those. Sprinkle a little here, a little there, or just stop buying cereal and go for the good stuff.

8. The hardest coloring book around

Spend 10+ hours a page... jk you definitely don't want this
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